I asked my family, including my husband, and their answers were cute, interesting, and truthful as promised. Because there are so many answers, I'm posting them here.
My Family (all males):
Edgie, 4 years old
Lil' C, 8 years old
Knox, 10 years old
Slim, 12 years old and on the autism spectrum. (At first he answered all questions as "This is not fun. This is boring." He eventually got in on the action.)
Hubby, 45 and has known me since we were 8.
My commentary is in green.
1. What is something I always say to you?
E, S, & H: I love you.
LC: Do your chores and don't be mean to your brother.
K: Take Hannah (our dog) outside.
All are true!
2. What makes me happy?
E: When I pick up my toys.
LC: Me being kind to my brothers and helping you.
K: When we give you a nice big hug.
S: Me making fart jokes. (It's true, I can't resist a good fart joke.)
H: Blogging.
3. What makes me sad?
E: When I don't pick up my toys.
LC: Sad movies.
K: When I disobey you.
S: When I don't listen to you.
H: Thinking about Joey. (I'm surprised the boys didn't say this.)
4. How do I make you laugh?
E&K: When you tell me a joke.
LC, S, & H: When you make fart noises. (I'm a mom of boys. I've had a lot of time to perfect this.)
5. What was I like as a child?
E: You had lots of brown hair.
LC: Nice, kind, and you liked school.
K: You were someone who had to have your sister walk you downstairs to the bathroom because you were scared. (True story)
S: You liked Barbie dolls.
H: Quiet, nice, and a good reader.
6. How old am I?
E: 1, 2, 3, 4, . . .I don't know!
LC, K,&S: 45
H: 46 (after a glare from me because my birthday is not until May) 45.
7. How tall am I?
E: 100 feet tall.
LC: Not that tall. Knox is almost taller than you.
K: 5 feet, 11 inches.
S: About 5 feet tall.
H: 5 feet, 4 inches. (I'm really only 5'3".)
8. What is my favorite thing to do?
E: Play with me.
LC: Read books and watch Friends.
K&H: Blog.
S: Be nice to me and watch Friends.
9. What am I really good at?
E: Hopping on one foot. (?)
LC: Cleaning and folding laundry.
K: Blogging.
S: Memorizing lines from Friends.
H: Writing.
10. What is something I'm not good at?
E: Standing on one foot. (?)
LC&S: I can't think of anything you're not good at. (They win today!)
K: Playing Star Wars trivia. (Not true.)
H: Being on time. (SO true!)
11. What do I do for a job?
E: Substitute teach and take Hannah outside.
LC&K: Substitute teacher, blogger, and writer.
S: You make money by writing blogs. (I wish!)
H: You are the CEO of the Frog Family.
12. What is my favorite food?
E: Broccoli and salad.
LC: Broccoli.
K: New York style veggie pizza.
S: Broccoli and Brussels sprouts.
H: Pizza and chocolate. (I do like broccoli, but this is more true.)
13. What do you enjoy doing with me?
E: Hugging you.
LC: Going to fun places like the zoo and the pool.
K: Going on a walk.
S: Making fart jokes with you.
H: Going out to dinner alone.
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